The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!