The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Third armpit.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!