The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!