- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to close your nose

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to write about power.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to create another human

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

being black

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to attract bullets

Pointless Super Powers