The power to summon unspendable money

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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A good Kisser

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!