The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!