The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!