the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to attract bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!