The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!