The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!