The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Find Waldo

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!