Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the ability to post here

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to cook bad meals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!