The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to post here

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to start time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!