The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!