- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

The power to close your nose

The power to see oxygen.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The power to write about power.

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the power to smell shit from miles away

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to create another human

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

being black

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Pointless Super Powers