The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!