The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to fart flames

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!