the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to become black.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to turn wine into water

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to smell poop

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!