The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!