- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to erase anything written in pencil

the power to shit bricks

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

Tits for a guy.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to see through glass walls.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

Pointless Super Powers