The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to clean

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!