The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!