the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to start time.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!