the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the ability to see into the past

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to like any show

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!