the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to instantly die

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!