The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!