The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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to make asians smart

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!