The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to die in one second

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To pee standing up.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to fail

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!