The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!