THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!