The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to fail any test you want

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to clean

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!