- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn wine into water

The power to summon earthworms

The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

the ability to become black.

The ability to only fart in public

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

The ability to be a rock

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to see through bones.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

A good Kisser

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The ability to make dogs sneeze

Pointless Super Powers