the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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Swiss army teeth.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to fuck everyone.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!