- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to type in Comic Sans.

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to die while dieing

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The power to read the minds of rocks

Pointless Super Powers