The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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A healing punch

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!