The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to be a walrus

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Stop clapping

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!