The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to jerk off

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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boo

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to be powerless

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!