The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Imortality.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to repel women.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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to make asians smart

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!