the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to be powerless

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to be powerless

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!