The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!