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Ability to shit nuclear waste
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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed
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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken
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The ability to only fart in public
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The power to turn wine into water
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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books
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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.
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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.
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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!
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The power to communicate with dandelions.
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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.
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The power to see through thin air
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power to eat through your but
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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.
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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C
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The power to have the strength of 50 old people
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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.
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The power of bullet atraction
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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.
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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs
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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams
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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.
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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop
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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!