The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to murder rocks.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to create a unicorn online.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to lose the remote.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to give vegetables immortality.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to make doors disappear at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to have a unique fart smell

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to fart terrible gas

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to have hindsight.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Imortality.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!