The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Stop clapping

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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wast your time on the computer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!