The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!