- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to think of a pointless superpower

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The power to wake up and live through school....

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

The power to see concrete yellow

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The power to be 1% bullet proof.

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

Pointless Super Powers