The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to like this power

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to see through glass

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!