The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to see through air.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to die at will

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The power to die at will

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to murder rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!