- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

The power to read your own thoughts.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to shut the fuck up.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to hear a dog whistle

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

the power to glow in the light

The power to switch gender identity

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

Pointless Super Powers