the power to be powerless

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the ability to post here

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!