- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to write in invisible ink

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to get AIDS.

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

The power to have any pointless power you want

the power to taste your own spit

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

Pointless Super Powers