- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have any pointless power you want

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to read your own thoughts.

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to put on socks with one hand

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to switch gender identity

Pointless Super Powers