- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to divide by 0

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to have no powers!

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

the power to not have a power

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The ability to be poor for life

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to see through air.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

Pointless Super Powers