The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to live.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!