The power to predict the past.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power of women's rights.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to fall without screaming.

Being only half invisible.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

the power to commit crime.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to fly when your touching the ground

The power to have no powers!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!