The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!