The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to not have a power

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!