The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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32% Levitation.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!