Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!