The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!