Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to vote

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The power to die.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!