The power to fart in colour

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to control dodos

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!