The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!