The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to reseal bottles!

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to fart in colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!