The ability to die whenever you think of death.

the power to write only the letter R

The power to die at will.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

The power to make doors disappear at will.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

The power to go suicide

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to be attracted by bullets

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!