The power to live.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the ability to darken darkness

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the ability to post here

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!