The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!