to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to think.

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Being a freemason

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!