The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!