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the power to have diarrhea at any time
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The ability to control water but only when it is raining
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The power to breath while under a container of water
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The ability to survive without an apendix.
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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.
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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated
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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!
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The power to fly when you are in a plane
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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.
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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.
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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.
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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long
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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.
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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf
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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.
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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage
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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.
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The power to cry acid tears
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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers
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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)
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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!