The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to look TV

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!