The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!