The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!