The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to reseal bottles!

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!