The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!