The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!