Being Aquaman

The power to transform into yourself

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The power to grow one wing

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

A healing punch

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

Being a freemason

The power to have a black president

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!