The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the ability to post here

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!