The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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to make asians smart

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to smell any point in time

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!