The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to control dodos

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!