- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to see through pastry..

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

50% invisibility while farting.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

black people

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

The power to turn gold into stones.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

Pointless Super Powers