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The power to divide by 0

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to not have a power

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!