- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to die

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

The power to levitate mustard.

Pointless Super Powers