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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.
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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.
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The power to wake up and live through school....
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The power to breath while under a container of water
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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.
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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.
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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes
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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!
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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.
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The power to pee out blue
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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you
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The power to break your Nokia phone.
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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.
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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you
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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way
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The ability to money into dog shit.
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The power to fart out of your mouth
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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.
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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.
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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.
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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.
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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.
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The ability to understand women!!
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The power to breathe
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!