The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!