Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to grow one wing

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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To call me maybe

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!