The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to think.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Being a freemason

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power of bullet atraction

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!