the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to see through horses

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to wear crocs.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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A good Kisser

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!