The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to not have this superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to poo in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Th pwr t frgt vwls.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to know what Erika is!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the power to die if you think

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to not have a power

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the power two become drunk at anytime

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to speak in cursive

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!