The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to do nothing

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!