having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Third armpit.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!