The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to jerk off

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boo

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to see through horses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!