the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!