the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to die at will

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!