the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!