The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

The power to have a black president

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to only tell the truth

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

The power to fart upon command.

The ability to fart inwards.

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

The power to troll the Internet.

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!