The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to have no powers

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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32% Levitation.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!