the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!