the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to have backround music in your life.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

The power to hear morse code.

The power to give your wife rights

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!