the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to see through windows

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to look TV

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!