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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!