The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!