The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to write a country song

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to control sloths

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to live.

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Taekwondo

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!