the power die if you think.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to see through glass

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the power to die at will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!