The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!