- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to tell when someone is in your car

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

Having the power of a normal human

The power to be a gamer

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

Meatvision.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

Pointless Super Powers