- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to fart in colour

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to poop out your penis.

the power to get really mad.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

the power to make elton john gay

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to understand irony.

the ability to see into the past

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers