Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Being Aquaman

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!