The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to get in the van

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!