The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to fly while under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!