the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to die on command

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!