The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to live.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!