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The power to change your emotions at will
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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza
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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out
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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.
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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).
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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.
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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.
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The power to fap without satisfaction
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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.
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the power to make fire but only when you are in water
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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember
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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle
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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.
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the power of being cut off mid senta
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The ability to understand women!!
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The ability to not talk.
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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane
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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.
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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.
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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure
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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.
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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!
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The power to waste time reading this.
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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!