The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to predict the past.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!