The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!