The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to do nothing

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!