The power to see through windows

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to die in one second

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!