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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.
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the power to commit crime.
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the power to walk halfway through a wall
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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.
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The power to transform into anything you have already become
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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.
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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.
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The power to move 7% faster.
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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds
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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair
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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets
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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house
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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.
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The power to slow down time while you are at school
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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk
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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.
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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song
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The power to switch your right and left ears.
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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing
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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.
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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed
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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!
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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???
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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!