- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to look TV

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

Pointless Super Powers