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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose
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The power to be never need to use the bathroom
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The power to speak brail.
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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi
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the ability to lick your own elbow
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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.
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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.
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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.
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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals
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to make asians smart
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.
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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.
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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.
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The power to never end your .
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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!
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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka
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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.
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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses
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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head
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the power to go on this website
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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)
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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!