wast your time on the computer

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to vote

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to die early.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!