The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to have no powers!

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to not have a power

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!