the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!