The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to watch tv

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!