the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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32% Levitation.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to live.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to jerk off

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!