The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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to make asians smart

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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power to eat through your but

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to be phone

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to poke

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!