The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!