the power to fail

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to eat ass.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!