The power to look TV

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Balls.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!