- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart upon command.

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The power to live.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

Pointless Super Powers