The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to get foot-boners

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to say i can bend you

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

the power to do one push-up

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

the power to in power your self

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power to see John Cena.

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to be buried at sea

power to fly only in the plane

The power to write a country song

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!