- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

Immunity to medication

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to uncontrollably go blind

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

Pointless Super Powers