The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to eat soap.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!