The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to speak Braille.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to control your own mind.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to be bad at everything

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!