The power to die randomly,for no reason.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to skip the Kripp.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

They power to be able to make meth.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to have no power.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to think outside the bun.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The ability to read braile.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

power to eat through your but

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!