The ability to see through glass

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to in power your self

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the power to see the present.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!