The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!